I don’t know what we can expect from these two any more pero lo que se es que all them damn doors are pointing to separationville homes. These two have them cameras on them all day not to mention all them kids to tend to.  How do you make time to make some “pica pica” with all of that around you? Add her crazy new hair do (you know the one where she looks like she borrowed a wig from Queen Latifah) and the fact she likes...  Read More »

Well, my vote is in… Alex Rodriguez has lost his friggin’ mind! According to Newsday.com, A-Rod and Madonna are planning a fact-finding trip to Malawi as soon as she is done with her tour. Eso doesn’t really sound out of the norm and maybe you’re asking yourself okay so why exactly has A-Rod lost his mind? Well he was also spotted attending Yom-Kippur services with her and her three kids in Times Square last week. ...  Read More »

Madonna & Guy Ritchie have decided on a divorce settlement reports The Sun.  La cantidad that Guy is going to get is a measly (ahem excuse me I wish I had half) $60,000,000 US Dolares.  Aside from this he is going to keep that little old 1,600 acre shack in London and a Pub (umm pub es una bar para nosotros los Spanglisherinians).  They’re working out the situation with the three kids y pues we hope that side of the deal goes...  Read More »

I think this chica is crazy! She doesn’t even wait until the divorce is over and she is already dedicating songs to her “emotionally retarded” soon to be ex-husband.  The NY Daily News esta reportando that during her performance wednesday night in Boston she took the stage to perform “Miles Away” about a couple that grows apart. She was quoted as saying: “This song is for the emotionally retarded,”...  Read More »

Us Magazine is reporting que Alex Rodriguez and Madonna are dating! A source has revealed to the magazine that they are definitely romantic.  The source also went as far as saying that Madonna and her soon to be ex hubby Guy Ritchie haven’t been together for over a year and she was waiting for the tour to be over to kick his ass to the curb. Another source says that Alex Rodriguez and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has...  Read More »

Our good friend and fellow gossip gangster, Perez Hilton has confirmed that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are in fact divorcing after 8 years of marriage.  You know what else? There is no prenup!  The news was confirmed this morning by Madonna’s publicist.  They are currently working out a deal on who keeps what and how much…  I see Madonna, pinstripes and the numbers 2 and 3 in the future. Que piensan ustedes? Source: [PerezHilton]  Read More →

Ellen DeGeneres clearly has marriage on her mind. The talk show host – who plans to wed girlfriend Portia de Rossi and has talked nuptials with recent guests John McCain and Jenna (Bush) Hager – was back to bride-talk with Will Smith. On Monday’s episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, DeGeneres noted that Will and his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, have been married for 10 years, unheard of in Hollywood. “It’s like dog years...  Read More »