We’ve heard from various sources that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, aka the chick that got “knocked the fuck out” on MTV’s “The Jersey Shore” reality series is not really Italian.
She is, supposedly, of Chilean decent and was adopted by an Italian family from Poughkeepsie, NY. The sources also claim that she may be the Queen of a lot of things that we will define as EXPLETIVE to save some stuff for your imagination, but she is definitely not the Queen of Poughkeepsie.
Chile is located at an elevation of 1,700 ft. above sea level and is a country in South America occupying a long, narrow coastal strip between the Andes mountains to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west. It borders Peru to the north, Bolivia to the northeast, Argentina to the east, and the Drake Passage in the far south. It is one of two countries in South America (with Ecuador) which do not border Brazil.
1,700 ft? That’s like double that of New York City! We have seen in the past where mentions of high elevation affects the overall stature of certain ethnic groups…
That would explain her short stature but the dark complexion? I think that is all due to too much tanning…
Although there are exceptions and we have seen Italian’s that are short, hairy and rude (Mario of Mario Bros. fame, Buddy from “Cake Boss” fame.)
We’d like to have proof… If anyone can provide solid evidence of this we will give you an avenue to share it on – right here – Faranduleo.com – your audience? a whole lot of nosy, inquisitive reality junkie loving motherfuckers.
December 18th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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oh damn! i keep hearing this too from other people at work but my coworker said colombian or peruvian. this is good investigation lol but where are the facts?
December 19th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
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I can tell you ANYTHING you want to know about Nicole and her family. I was at her house the night her family brought her home from the airport from Chile. It disgusts me so very much to see this sweet little girl grow up to be such a disgrace to Marlboro, NY and the people she grew up with. I would love to know what she told MTV. She certainly does not look Italian. If anyone who had half a brain could see that her and her mother look NOTHING alike. Shame on MTV and Same on her for exploiting herself. More to come………..
December 31st, 2009 at 5:57 am
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Yeah she really from Chile she said so in highschool but WTF using elevation theory to validate her midget stature LOL please The Demographics of Chile is 47% of population = Not White. Those none-whites have Aymara,Kaweskar, Mapuche, Quechua, Yamana Indian genes in them which they may inherite the 4’9 stature brown and frumpy features. And she’s really brown by birth right her recent all-natural pic she is still brown she applies that fake-taner lotion to get that wierd brown-orange oompa loompa color (she the wierdest shit i ever seen)
anywayz this girl is super retarded no wonder her homeless family put her up for adoption
January 7th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
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January 7th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
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@CoRe, Core, where do you work?
February 13th, 2010 at 1:54 am
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She does not look Chilean. The southern cone of South America had a massive influx of Europeans, which is why Argentina, Uruguay, and Chile have more ethnic ‘white’ people than the United States (Spain and Italian immigrants during WWII). That being said, she looks more indigenous (Andes tribe descendant?) or even Indian/Punjabi.
February 17th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
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I AM chilean, born and raised in Santiago, and sadly I must admit that she does look like she’s chilean… BUT a “flaite” one (there’s an article in Colors magazine). Of course we’re not all pure white, at some point every chilean had a great-great-grandmother/father who was a mapuche, aimara or some other indian who may have left us with a slightly darker hair or skintone, or short height, or prone to get fat, and those who have only one indian ancestor look just like your average US or European citizen.
Marcelo’s right, in Latin America we are some of the “whiter” ones (when I was in the US nobody thought I was Latin American, and I’m no fair skin blonde), but still there are some groups with little European genes and therefore are darker, shorter, less athletic than the rest of us. Maybe she was put up for adoption because her family was indeed poor and lived in some cokehead neighborhood, which would explain her features. If you could give me some more details, like the name of the hospital she was born, I’d confirm that.
And YES, there are plenty of Snooki look-alikes here living in poor neighborhoods, but they look even worse because they don’t have designer clothes and MAC makeup.
February 18th, 2010 at 5:47 am
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This girl does not look italian at all!!! she looks chilean, and I can tell because I lived in that country for ten years and I knew lots of people like that. More than half of the population there look like Nicole. I currently live in my home country which is Italy! and we are tired to be consider by the Americans as short and dark, nothing wrong if someone looks like that, but that’s not the way we are! Some of the immigrants that came to America were from the south of Italy and it’s true some of them are dark and not very tall but they certainly do not look like Nicole. The fact is that locals mixed with the Arabic population that lived in the southern regions of the country. But there were also Normans and Austrians and Spanish and so on. Anyways I don’t understand how did MTV cast someone not italian to be in an italian show…
Saluti da Milano
G.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
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Hey Giada, are you sure that you lived in chile? maybe you’re talking about peru and bolivia, because I’m chilean and you’re sooo wrong!
I mean, of course there are people who has the skin more brown like snooki, but definetly, and believe me is not even nearly the half of the population here.
And Olga, where you took that information? Come on, 47% ?
Like I said before, of course are people who is not white, but there are just a few, and if we compare those people with the fake tanned of a lot of americans (like you said, even when america is THE CONTINENT) is practically the same
February 21st, 2010 at 8:59 am
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