Rumores have been rumbling por par de meses que there had been meneos in the Brangelina family.

One report claimed a huge shitfit erupted after the actress returned home from filming her new pelicula ‘Salt’ to find Brad relaxing with some booze and a DVD box-set in an upstairs room, oblivious to their six kids running y causando tremendo desorden round the house. Sounds like our style of parenting, frankly.

Now it’s been reported that Angie has told Jennifer Aniston to back off and stop sending text messages to her ex-husband.

Jen, 40, apparently sends him little motivational texts and the odd gift to Brad’s production office.

Jen take our advice:
Let Miss Cleo send them for you and when he heeds to her famous “Call me now!” and calls, well you snatch the phone from her and dry hump it or play ‘cepillando mi cuquita’ with it while he listens… Nooo need to thank us!