Everyone knows Donal Trump is a media whore. To cap off his latest round of silliness  which included beating on Rosie and having his Miss Whatever exposed as a trashy bitch and finally, the underwhelming premiere of Apprentice.  His baldness made an appearance at last night’s Golden Globes, and the cherry on top of Donald Trump’s overexposure sundae: a star on the Walk of Fame.

“It really has been a special moment in my life,” Trump said in a live TV broadcast of the event on sunsplashed Hollywood Boulevard. [...]Trump’s baby son, Barron, almost managed to steal the show as his dad held him at the podium.

“He’s strong, he’s smart, he’s tough, he’s vicious, he’s violent — all of the ingredients you need to be an entrepreneur, and most importantly, hopefully he’s smart because smart is really the ingredient,” Trump said.

Now take a good look at that photo, is it me or has someone been pumping quarters into that pudgy little cabbage patch kid of his, like its some cheap AC slot machine? Also, Donny Boy, your plastic girlfriend is starting to sag, don’t you have a warranty on those things? I think its time to trade up for a new girl half your age that you can stare into submission and then spray paint a fake gold tan on her.
[Photo: Getty Images]

• Donald Trump gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame [USAToday/AP]