Everyone knows Donal Trump is a media whore. To cap off his latest round of silliness  which included beating on Rosie and having his Miss Whatever exposed as a trashy bitch and finally, the underwhelming premiere of Apprentice.  His baldness made an appearance at last night’s Golden Globes, and the cherry on top of Donald Trump’s overexposure sundae: a star on the Walk of Fame.

“It really has been a special moment in my life,” Trump said in a live TV broadcast of the event on sunsplashed Hollywood Boulevard. [...]Trump’s baby son, Barron, almost managed to steal the show as his dad held him at the podium.

“He’s strong, he’s smart, he’s tough, he’s vicious, he’s violent — all of the ingredients you need to be an entrepreneur, and most importantly, hopefully he’s smart because smart is really the ingredient,” Trump said.

Now take a good look at that photo, is it me or has someone been pumping quarters into that pudgy little cabbage patch kid of his, like its some cheap AC slot machine? Also, Donny Boy, your plastic girlfriend is starting to sag, don’t you have a warranty on those things? I think its time to trade up for a new girl half your age that you can stare into submission and then spray paint a fake gold tan on her.
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• Donald Trump gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame [USAToday/AP]

Gwyneth Paltrow will join Robert Downey Jr. and Terrence Howard in “Iron Man,” the Jon Favreau-directed film that is being financed by Marvel Studios and released by Paramount Pictures in May 2008. Paltrow will play Virginia “Pepper” Potts, personal assistant to an industrialist who develops an armored suit to battle bad guys. Production begins in March in Los Angeles.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (CRAZY! That’s his real name!!!) is set to join Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway in “Get Smart.” While the comedy is based on the 1965 Mel Brooks/Buck Henry-created sitcom, the Rock will play the newly created character Agent 23. Stamp will play an evil leader.

Showtime is getting some “Ayuda” from Jennifer Lopez and “Friends” alum Alexa Junge. Duo are developing a single-camera half-hour show that’s set in the world of Latina nannies in Los Angeles. Tentative title for the project is “Ayuda,” the Spanish word for “help.” “I’ve been thinking of the show as an ‘Upstairs/Downstairs’ from the point of view of four Latina nannies,” Lopez told Daily Variety in an e-mail conversation. “It’s sort of ‘Sex and the City’ meets ‘All About My Mother.’”

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