Oh, Mylanta! Call me conservative, but the last thing I want near my next-gen hardware is a fat naked dude’s hairy testicles. That’s just how I was raised, no offense. Unfortunately we failed at properly stalking JeddyWG on eBay so we don’t know how this story ended, but we can probably assume the facial expression above pretty much sums it up. Think he’s bitter about getting stuck with that thing? Nah. What a great photo, though....  Read More »

Everyone knows Donal Trump is a media whore. To cap off his latest round of silliness  which included beating on Rosie and having his Miss Whatever exposed as a trashy bitch and finally, the underwhelming premiere of Apprentice.  His baldness made an appearance at last night’s Golden Globes, and the cherry on top of Donald Trump’s overexposure sundae: a star on the Walk of Fame. “It really has been a special moment in my life,” Trump...  Read More »

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When the case of hip-hop baublehead Jacob the Jeweler goes to trial later this year–he’s been indicted on federal money-laundering charges in connection with a Detroit drug gang–expect the witness list to have plenty of plus-ones: January 17, 2007 — JEWELER to the stars Jacob Arabov is calling on his celebrity clients to testify as defense witnesses at his upcoming federal money-laundering trial. Rappers Sean “Diddy” Combs...  Read More »

  Gwyneth Paltrow will join Robert Downey Jr. and Terrence Howard in “Iron Man,” the Jon Favreau-directed film that is being financed by Marvel Studios and released by Paramount Pictures in May 2008. Paltrow will play Virginia “Pepper” Potts, personal assistant to an industrialist who develops an armored suit to battle bad guys. Production begins in March in Los Angeles. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (CRAZY! That’s...  Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is hooking up with Joe Francis, the same Joe Francis who owns the Girls Gone Wild franchise. According to Page Six MORE PICS AFTER THE JUMP  Read More »  Read More →

Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault today for hitting her maid with a cell phone over a pair of missing jeans. She’s been sentenced to pay $363 in medical expenses, do five days of community service, and attend a two-day anger management program. In court she said: “I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her.” Afterwards, she issued a statement...  Read More »

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As audience members were still dabbing their tear ducts with linen napkins in response to America Ferrera’s moving acceptance speech for her Best Actress In A Television Series – Musical or Comedy win for Ugly Betty, off-camera goons clearly directed the overcome young actress Maria Menounos’s way for her mandated, “You just won a Golden Globe! How does that make you feel?” moment of backstage awkwardness. Ferrara stood helplessly...  Read More »

Our camera team met the fun girls from Playboy, oh sorry, Girls Gone Wild at the CES 2007. They are at the show to promote a little portable video gadget. It apparently has a “UBS port” and is either from a company called D9 or D5 not sure. Watch as they girls explain what gadgets they use. The list includes a “Sony iPod” and a thing from Nintendo you flip open and you can touch the screen to play. And one of the girls has a lot of hate for...  Read More »